Who is the girl I see?

Hm. I just realized everything I say online doesn't sound like the *real* me. 

If it actually were the real me, my facebook statuses would be like

"LOLOLOL. OHMYGULAY, FREAKING RYAN. LOLOLOLOL!!!!1"

"SHUT UP, IT MAKES SENSE. BE QUUUUIET . YOU FREAKING MUGGLE" 

I think that's an overexaggeration, but I really don't think everything I say online doesn't reflect the real me.